Somebody has been enjoying season three...
Sky Sports went through every former West Ham player they could find as they tried to fill the gap caused by the delay to kick-off between Manchester United and West Ham at Upton Park, which - by the way - was the last game ever at the Boleyn Ground, who knew?
Anyway, it was all quite boring, with Martin Tyler making shite puns and Marlon Harewood explaining how great the West Ham fans were, that was until Teddy Sheringham popped wearing a quite remarkable outfit.
And remark, twitter did:
Teddy Sheringham going for the Peaky Blinders look ??
— Jeff Hendrick (@JeffHendrick92) May 10, 2016
Teddy Sheringham tonight... pic.twitter.com/CN6fjwF5yf
— Debbie Taylor (@DebbieJane18) May 10, 2016
Best thing about Sheringham's hat is Souness' repeated glances of disdain towards him. #WHUMUN
— Damien O'Meara (@damien_omeara) May 10, 2016
Absolutely disgraceful scenes at West Ham.
Whoever gave Teddy Sheringham that hat should hang their heads in shame— Ben Smithard (@ben_smithard) May 10, 2016
Teddy Sheringham clearly got far too excited by season 3 of Peaky Blinders starting last Thursday...
— HLTCO (@HLTCO) May 10, 2016
Teddy Sheringham needs a pipe with that outfit.
— Seán Sheehan (@SeanSheehanBA) May 10, 2016
This is the best Premier League game ever. East London's become a war zone and Teddy Sheringham's gone back to the 1910s
— Liam Fountain (@Liam_Fountain) May 10, 2016
Great that Teddy Sheringham could make it all the way from 1936 to be at Upton Park tonight. pic.twitter.com/wFHmK9ZETS
— Jamie Strickland (@strickers77) May 10, 2016
Delayed kick-off gave Teddy Sheringham time to finish running his errands for the Krays pic.twitter.com/GfUSdCva2A
— Adam Hurrey (@FootballCliches) May 10, 2016
In fairness, Sheringham has probably been taking fashion tips from Stephen Hunt... pic.twitter.com/lQ5wb5xrhN
— Limpar33 (@Limpar33) May 10, 2016
Great stuff.