AFC Wimbledon's 2-1 victory over Exeter City was a nail-biting affair, except for one supporter.
This man, or woman, who has no doubt been following AFC Wimbledon since the very start, when they were in late middle age, left their false teeth behind the game. AFC Wimbledon have issued this appeal on Twitter.
These dentures were left in the stand on Saturday. Can the power of twitter reunite a supporter with their teeth? pic.twitter.com/rbRvdAKznA
— AFC Wimbledon (@AFCWimbledon) January 27, 2014
Nick Hornby recalled in Fever Pitch that in English football in the 1970s, home fans used to serenade away fans with the charming little ditty "You're going to your fucking heads kicked in."
It is unknown whether home supporters have ever sang "You're going to get you fucking teeth kicked in." Their next game sees them take on Hartlepool. Jeff Stelling's lads might think about learning the lyrics.
Hat tip: Paddy Power
