Tony Hibbert has never scored a goal in a competitive game. No bother; water off a duck's arse as Joe Kinnear might say. You won't catch Tony Hibbert raving in Ibiza or roadtripping across the US in his off season either. Nope, Tony Hibbert is far too sensible for all that jazz.
Where you will find Tony Hibbert is on the front page of The Angling Times, clutching a 42lb carp to his chest. He fulfilled a life long dream last year when he bought his own carp farm and he's now reaping the rewards. Tony Hibbert is single handedly saving the spirit of English football.
H/T Offthepost.info