Even though it would appear the individual in question has already been apprehended, we wholeheartedly wish to see Tommie Hoban's encounter with a burglar recreated for Crimewatch on the BBC.
The Watford and Ireland centre-back - who is yet to see action with his club side this season due to an on-going groin injury - related on Twitter the details of a man breaking into house near where his car was parked.
The man panicked when confronted, fled, tripped and then KO'd himself on Hoban's car.
It had 21-year-old Hoban lamenting the days when criminals were professionals, presumably due to the damage which was caused to his car.
So a guy just tried to break into a house, people confronted him, he ran, tripped on the curb, headbutted my car and knocked himself out...
— Tommie Hoban (@tommiehoban05) November 1, 2015
Criminals theses days just a aren't what they used to be
— Tommie Hoban (@tommiehoban05) November 1, 2015
The guy clearly had some brick head though cause he's still managed to dent my car ?
— Tommie Hoban (@tommiehoban05) November 1, 2015