First all, we need to tell you something. Tino Asprilla's friend borrowed his £50,000 horse, brought it to a funfair in Colombia, got drunk and lost it. But don't panic!
The police have found it safe and well.
That's pretty much the whole story really but let me fill you in on the everything. So as you've heard, the friend borrowed the horse and then went and got drunk. He fell asleep only to awaken and find that the horse had disappeared. Obviously Tino was distraught and offered the princely sum of £2,000 as an award for whoever found it.
Low and behold, two weeks later the police found the horse, Lucas, a few towns away. And there was great rejoicing.
hat-tip Carl Warswick and Talking Baws