Tomas Repka, a prime example of an obscure footballer from the 00s you haven't heard about in a while, and the 44-year-old Czech defender has propelled himself back into our consciousness after giving himself possibly the worst tattoo of all-time.
The former West Ham defender posted an Instagram with his new ink, which seems to have an image of his wife/girlfriend on his right bicep. Nothing too outrageous there, but the trouble comes in the 'bon mot' the former footballer has plumped for on his arm, which looks like it was run through a bad translator before being given to the tattoo artist:
The more that you give a shit, the more you happier.
Jesus Christ almighty.