Callum Baird from The Herald in Scotland is the hero of sports journalists everywhere today after he did the impossible. He managed to get people interested in a 0-0 draw between Morton and Airdrie with nothing more than his words.
How do football writers pad out reports of dreary goalless draws? Today's Herald has a masterclass from Cappielow: pic.twitter.com/hIKZauQKkz
— Martyn McLaughlin (@MartynMcL) November 3, 2014
Mr. Baird, we tip our hat to you good sir.