Germany scored 4 goals in just under 7 blitzkrieg minutes as they destroyed Brazil in the World Cup semi-final last night. Luiz Felipe Scolari said it was probably the worst moment of his career. It's certainly a game Brazilians will never forget.
Twitter however cares not for the feelings of those poor Brazil fans. It actually quite enjoyed the spectacle.
Please stop uploading the game highlights to Pornhub... Our public humiliation category is full. #BrazilvsGermany
— Pornhub Katie (@Pornhub) July 8, 2014
The Brazilian team would have probably had a better semi if they had gone to watch Broke Back Mountain tonight instead. Nos da
— Nigel Owens (@Nigelrefowens) July 8, 2014
when I just went to pornhub pic.twitter.com/ifzEvuEzIY
— Me When I.. (@MeWhenl) July 8, 2014
At least we in Ireland know the Germans never kick you when you're down.
— Fintan O'Toole (@fotoole) July 8, 2014
Watching the match in the Roisin Dubh where the price of a pint goes down every time Germany score. They didn't think this one through.
— Una Mullally (@UnaMullally) July 8, 2014
Ok lads time to come off, just leave nueur out there. He will beat them on his own #brazil #shambles
— Ian Harte (@ianharte23) July 8, 2014
Bernard rankings as of this second: 1.) Brogan 2.) Dunne 3.) St 4.) Flynn. .... 100th) Brazilian Bernard.
— Off The Ball (@offtheball) July 8, 2014
“@NiallOK: @ericlalor Imagine being a German who hates country music and lives in Drumcondra ;)” < BEST. DAY. EVER.
— Abie Philbin Bowman (@AbiePB) July 8, 2014
— Rasix (@r4six) July 8, 2014
"Brazil lost by THIS much" pic.twitter.com/kBczM3mCj8
— Kevin Hart (@KevinHeartReal) July 8, 2014
Fred's first half stats:
Touches - 6
Kick offs - 6
#WorldCup Thanks to my observant @MorningIreland colleague, Brendan Fitzpatrick!— Des Cahill (@sportsdes) July 8, 2014
Just in case you missed Brazil vs Germany here are the highlights... https://t.co/GPtVBRYIT4
— The World Of Funny (@TheWorldOfFunny) July 8, 2014
Brazil's goalie after every goal.. https://t.co/YOLnmpRuSp
— Steve Stifler (@StevStiffler) July 8, 2014
The worst Brazilian side my memory can recall, no longer need to debate with anybody, the proof is there for all to see on BBC1. Case rested
— Joseph Barton (@Joey7Barton) July 8, 2014
Lastly on Brazil, egged on by Scolari all World Cup, they've behaved appallingly, not like adults. And were like children in that collapse.
— Ewan MacKenna (@EwanMacKenna) July 8, 2014
'Brazil Faulty': #BRA suffer worst ever defeat as Germany thrash them 7-1 in World Cup SF http://t.co/px6eEABFGi #GER pic.twitter.com/VleW2ZmPyL
— HuffPost UK (@HuffPostUK) July 8, 2014
I'm starting to feel quite chuffed with myself, that we only got beat 6-1 off Germany!
— Darren O'Dea (@odea_darren) July 8, 2014
Wow RT @mattufford: The Getty photographer is Laurence Griffiths, and he deserves a raise. pic.twitter.com/53SL1MXzsU
— Eoghan O'Sullivan (@OSEoghan) July 8, 2014
Spoiler Alert! I wrote the script for this World Cup game.
— George R.R. Martin (@GRRM) July 8, 2014
It was all fun and games until I just saw this adorable little man. #letitstop pic.twitter.com/g0YO3Zv88u
— Alex Foster (@afoster1993) July 8, 2014
In nigh on half a century of watching football, that's the most extraordinary, staggering, bewildering game I've ever witnessed.
— Gary Lineker (@GaryLineker) July 8, 2014
Garth Brooks plays RTE coverage out. Twist the knife, shovel salt in the wound, twist it again.
— Kieran Cunningham (@KCsixtyseven) July 8, 2014
Possibly best tweet ever, via @SundayChants pic.twitter.com/VLwajvvHSH
— amol rajan (@amolrajan) July 8, 2014
A list of teams who allowed seven goals or more in a World Cup match since 1982: El Salvador, North Korea, Saudi Arabia … Brazil.
— Bill Barnwell (@billbarnwell) July 8, 2014
If Loew was a GAA manager he'd be highlighting conceding that late goal as a reason they have to do better the next day
— aidan o'hara (@oharaa) July 8, 2014
brazil team tried to applaud their fans, met by furious boos and whistles. no mercy for these guys.
— Ken Early (@kenearlys) July 8, 2014