Balotelli was interviewed on this week's Football Focus by Noel Gallagher, in possibly the greatest interview of all time, (slight exaggeration). At one point in the chat Gallagher quizzed Mario on some of the many stories which have been told about the Italian striker. Although they didn't get through our full list of facts, we should brace ourselves folks; the answers are very disappointing.
We hope to have the full interview for you ASAP.