Martin Allen may have the toughest job in football: he took over Notts County last week and is their 8th manager in the last 18 months. But he's got more important things on his plate at the moment. He needs a gaf for himself and Monty, his dog. He addressed the issue towards the bottom of an amazing open letter to his supporters on the Notts County website. If you've got some room in your Nottingham flat, help a brother out.