The Daily Mail in a fit of mad banter have taken it upon themselves to name Paulo Di Canio's Fascist dream team. First off, Mussolini would be far too small in goals while we can also see the personalities of Basel Fawlty and Hitler clashing on the right side of defence. Fair dues to them though for the hilarity of "everyone on the right-wing" gag, no-one has ever done that before.
h/t : Filippo Ricci.