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Watch: Sutton Sub 'Keeper Eats Pie On Bench During Arsenal Clash

Gavin Cooney
By Gavin Cooney
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Arsenal have seen off the challenge of Sutton United with relative ease, although Sutton did themselves proud: they rattled the crossbar from 25 yards, and had a couple of other great chances, and can count themselves very unfortunate not to have at least scored against their illustrious opponents.

Ahead of the game, Sutton's 46-year-old substitute 'keeper Wayne Shaw was on the receiving end of a bit of b****r from Alan Shearer, as he poked fun at his weight. Shearer was once with Shaw in the same youth side, and described their divergent careers as follows:

I followed my dreams to the Premier League. He followed his to the burger van.

Shaw then spent the game chasing a legacy as an FA Cup cult hero. He popped up to  bar at half-time:

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After Sutton had made all three substitutes, Shaw decided that he was safe enough to tuck into a bit of food on the bench. As a result, the British taxpayer could say that they are paying the BBC to broadcast the important televisual event of Man Eats Pie.

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Shaw earned the acclaim of many viewers...

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Although not everybody:

Why did he do it? Was he just hungry? Or is there another reason? The same writer pointed to a bit of a coincidence:

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