If Suarez Was A Rock Star, He'd Be Dead Within 12 Months

Luis Suarez turns 27 today. This GIF celebrating the occasion has proved particularly popular on Twitter.

However, we have decided to turn out attention to a more morbid thought. Can Suarez do what Robert Johnson, Jimi Hendrix, Jim Morrison, Janis Joplin, Kurt Cobain and Amy Winehouse failed to do and survive his 28th year on the planet.

On a happier note, Liverpool have paid this tribute to their net-bursting machine

Happy 27th birthday to @luis16suarez! pic.twitter.com/YMtUsPuPjn

— Liverpool FC (@LFC) January 24, 2014