I don't think it will come as a surprise to anyone that having a website with the name 'Balls.ie' is going to result in more than a few people accidentally landing on our site when they're actually looking for types of 'content' we don't provide. However, every now and again, folks arrive after searching some terms which are truly baffling.
Here are some of the funniest Google searches that have somehow resulted in people being brought to our site. Are you responsible for any of these?
1. The big man up front
2. For the truly dedicated fans...
This one actually happened during the 2014 Champions League final. Someone had their priorities straight.
3. Coming to a swimming pool near you...
Going by our analytics I can confirm that there at least five people in Ireland who are interested in making this a thing.
4. Sure where else would you want them?
For some reason that google search brings you to our review of Wrestlemania XX.
5. Second only to the meaning of life
I hope they found what they were looking for.
6. There's always one
So who here secretly fancies Roy Keane?
7. This really happened
Roy Keane I can understand but John Terry!?
8. Not one of our many how-to guides
We can give you a girl's guide to being more like Miguel Angel Jimenez, if that's any use?
9. Saying another mass?
This was probably me actually.
10. Sure we never even met him
Sure he seems like a nice enough fella.
11. Some lad's been looking for his wife
He couldn't find her anywhere!
12. A serious and important question
May I suggest two pairs of jocks?
13. Some rugby lineout discussion
Props lifting second rows. Yes, we follow.
14. There's only one surprise with this
There were just six searches for Pirlo porn. That's only one more than bloody 'John Terry nude!'
15. Coming to a store near you
The must-have item for a loved one this Christmas.
16. Songs about spuds?
Sorry, we don't have this one in store.
17. Only strange if you're not Irish.
We couldn't not put this in, even though Fr Ted fans will completely understand it.
