The town of Islington has taken precautionary measures in order to combat the wave of waste in it's pubs produced during the transmission of the Fifa World Cup in Brazil.
Research commissioned by Dyno-Rod found that the average sports fan will take up to two toilet breaks during a big World Cup game, with 42 per cent of fans admitting they have missed a crucial moment of a game due to the inadequacy of their bladder.
The Rush to Flush project, helmed by drain engineers Andy Stewart, John Laird, John Barratt and Colin Rowe has been set up in order to avert any untimely drainage problems that may occur during the broadcast of the Brazil showpiece.
Director of Dyno-Rod franchise CKP Limited Chris Pizzala, said:
We predict the nation's rush to flush could send our plumbing and drains systems into overdrive. That's when our Rush to Flush Squad will be on hand to help local businesses and homes get back to watching the world's biggest football event this summer.
Similar plans are being put in place in the BBC studios in order to manage the flow of shite emanating from the mouth of Alan Shearer throughout the duration of the competition.
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