Someone's Willing To Pay Half A Million Pounds For Some Dirt That Wayne Rooney Kicked

This is for charity, I know, but it is the height of madness. Blackburn Rovers fan Eddie Maxwell is auctioning the penalty spot from where Wayne Rooney scored the goal that delivered Man United league championship number 19 on eBay. The bidding now stands at £500,001. The proceeds will go to a charity, which is commendable on Maxwell's part... but to that person with a five-hundred grand hole burning through their pocket, I ask this: what if a rejuvenated Liverpool win the league next year? Your dirt would be rendered worthless overnight.