When we stumbled upon the German footage of Shane Long's goal last night we could kind of make out that the man speaking wasn't impressed. His tone was unsurprisingly one of disgust but you see, our linguistics department had gone home for the night so we weren't actually sure what the guy was saying.
Thankfully our team of translators came in bright and early this morning and we have it on good authority that this is the exact, word-for-word English translation. And who are we to argue?