The whole story is here. These are the big questions from what I can gauge:
- There's a football manager who cycles?
- There's a squirrel that's slow enough to get close to the wheels of a bike?
- How fast was he cycling? He must have really slammed on the brakes to be thrown over the handlebars?
- Was this a kamikaze squirrel?
- Did he really say 'I got hit by a squirrel'?
- Did he not even slightly see the squirrel approaching? Squirrels are pretty obvious on the eye.
- I mean, really, did he say 'I got hit by a squirrel'?