Morgan Schneiderlin is a very good footballer. Over the past couple of years the Frenchman has displayed the kind of stats that would be at home in any almost midfield in world football. He can tackle, he can pass and he can get forward when needed.
All in all, we're sticking our necks on the line and saying he'll be an excellent signing. And now we know it's going to happen because Man United's official photographer followed him on Twitter.
Wait, what?
Yes, that's an article in the Independent which suggests that because photographer Craig Norwood is following the Southampton midfielder, we can take that as a good inkling that he'll be rocking up at Old Trafford in the next few days.
To be fair, Norwood has a hefty following on Twitter and it seems he was quite to the news that Juan Mata would be signing for United back in January 2014. Likewise, it does seem very likely that the 25 year old will in fact be signing for Man United at some stage this week.
Nonetheless, we're putting this down as a marking point when this summer's transfer news reached the crest of the bullshit mountain.