Well.
The Telegraph have published an undercover video of Sam Allardyce advising businessmen on how to cheat transfer rules, while also criticising Roy Hodgson, Gary Neville, and the FA, who he believes are "all about making money". That'd be the FA that's paying him three million quid a year.
Twitter exists for big news nights like these, and here is a portion of the reaction to the paper's crazy revelations:
What a scoop. https://t.co/OqFNeoD2pm
— Neil Cotter (@NewsNeil13) September 26, 2016
Philippe Troussier for England.
— Kieran Cunningham (@KCsixtyseven) September 26, 2016
He'd be remembered as the only England manager with a 100 per cent winning record, though.
— Kieran Cunningham (@KCsixtyseven) September 26, 2016
Somewhere Bradley Wiggins is sending Big Sam a "thank you" text
— aidan o'hara (@oharaa) September 26, 2016
Any thoughts on the Big Sam news, Rafa? pic.twitter.com/VtEfupqLYd
— The Anfield Wrap (@TheAnfieldWrap) September 26, 2016
There's only one man can help Big Sam now. https://t.co/r9ntVawe54
— Mark Farrelly (@MarkFarrelly131) September 26, 2016
'Former Limerick Manager Embroiled in Foreign Football Corruption Probe'
— Thar Barr Superstar🕯 (@WildState) September 26, 2016
Big Sham
— Malachy Clerkin (@MalachyClerkin) September 26, 2016
If Sam Allardyce was an Irish politician - that video would secure a lifetime of being re-elected because that would show them up in Dublin
— Gareth Penrose (@garethpenrose) September 26, 2016
Pardew after reading the Telegraph pic.twitter.com/sWwpnORvLy
— Will O'Callaghan (@willocallaghan) September 26, 2016
Does this mean we can have Sam back at Sunderland?
— Jonathan Wilson (@jonawils) September 26, 2016
