The hipsters' choice of sports columnist, nay life columnist, is undoubtedly Russell Brand and he pops up on The Guardian today with another dose of word porn to get us all hot and bothered.
The comedian writes about David Moyes' departure from United, arguing that the Theatre of Dreams is now a setting for tragedy. You can read and marvel at his piece here and I've also picked out some of the more colourful turns of phrase below.
BRAND ON FERGUSON'S ROLE
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BRAND ON THE APPOINTMENT OF GIGGS AS CARETAKER
BRAND ON THE UNITED DRESSING ROOM
BRAND ON THE INEVITABILITY OF IT ALL
Read it all here. There's also this.
