We can just see it now. 'I didn't rate you as a grappler, I don't rate you as a submission specialist and I don't rate you as a person. You're a fucking wanker and you can stick your WWE up your arse'. Vince McMahon would make an absolute mint on the PPV's from Ireland alone.
After watching Man United succumb to one of the most drab 0-0 draws you're ever likely to see, Roy Keane had some words of advice for Wayne Rooney. The Man United captain may have been one of few players to look like they were making an effort but that's not to say he was overly impressive either and Keane questioned the wisdom of Rooney's extra curricular activities over the past couple of months.
Central to this was Rooney's decision to get involved in slapping WWE wrestler Wade Barrett during Raw a couple of weeks ago. Keane was less than enamoured with that kind of carry on and he made a lot of sense. However, wrestling fans may not have enjoyed it and one of them decided to let Barrett know.
And sure enough, the English wrestler then decided to 'call out' Keane. Pure and utter shite of course, but what we're most enamoured with is the fact that he did so with the kind of language that we all recognise from organised fights in secondary school that would quickly descend into two weedy youngsters flailing wildly and eventually cuddling on the ground before a teacher came along and broke it up.
If Roy Keane's looking for a piece, I'll batter him too. https://t.co/aMppceCKnU
— Stu Bennett (@StuBennett) November 25, 2015
Lovely stuff, although we'd suggest Keane probably won't go down the Rooney route and appear on Raw any time soon.
