So Paul Scholes is particiapting in a Twitter Q&A for a popular bookmaker, under the hashtag #AskScholes. Here are the picks so far. Some were genuinely football-related, but if his responses are as pisstaking and/or surreal as the vast majority of questions, we'll be sure to let you know.
Read Paul Scholes' first foray into football writing here.
@paddypower who would win in a staring contest, you or Roy Keane? #askscholes
— Sam Alexander (@SamAlexander_) June 2, 2014
@paddypower if you only had the choice to play one season of your career over again which would you choose and why?#AskScholes
— Luke (@keane16legend) June 2, 2014
#AskScholes Why, after a 20 year career of saying nothing to journalists, would you give meaningful answers to questions from random idiots? — Prof Dave Daveson (@DaveStJohn) June 2, 2014
What colour underpants did Karl Marx wear? #AskScholes
— Duke Silver (@dribblingfram) June 2, 2014
As expected #AskScholes has degenerated into complete and utter pisstaking. — Scooter1 (@scoote1972) June 2, 2014
#AskScholes Do penguins have knees?
— Blake Stodder (@StodderBlake) June 2, 2014
What happens after we die? #AskScholes
— its up for grabs now (@msnowy) June 2, 2014
How do you know that your experience of consciousness is the same as other people’s experience of consciousness?#AskScholes
— its up for grabs now (@msnowy) June 2, 2014
#AskScholes They say football is a funny old game, but I personally think Kerplunk is funnier. Which do you prefer?
— Mark England (@SussexMark) June 2, 2014
@paddypower What would win in a foot race, Michael Carrick or the erosion of the English coastline? #AskScholes
— Barry McCann (@Bazzinho9) June 2, 2014
#AskScholes when was the last time you successfully tackled an opponent? @paddypower
— Mourinho-Esque (@Mourinhoesque) June 2, 2014
