Ross McCormack Issues One Of The Finest Slapdowns To Dodgy Transfer Speculation

A very elegant slapdown here. The phrase 'Chocolate Fire Guard' somehow sprung to mind. Maybe he has experience with them. Even by footballers' reputed standards of opulence, a chocolate fire guard would be something. Either way it appears to have finished off the fledgling Twitter account 'Reliable Transfer News.' They seem to have entered liquidation.