Twitter reacted with mostly disbelief to reports that first Chelsea had offered £10m plus Juan Mata or David Luiz for Wayne Rooney and then astonishment that Man Utd had rejected the offer.
Here's some of the best so far.
If United have actually rejected £10m plus Mata, well then I'm angry and confused
— Ramsin Isaac (@Ramsinisaac) July 17, 2013
The only scenario in which I'd rather have Wayne Rooney than Juan Mata is a sausage eating competition.
— Iain Macintosh (@iainmacintosh) July 17, 2013
Juan Mata created on average 2.71 chances per game last season for Chelsea. Wayne Rooney for Man United lags behind on 1.81 chances per game
— Squawka Football (@Squawka) July 17, 2013
only way i can make sense of CFC's reported offer of mata + £10m for rooney is that mourinho still sees himself as the next manager of MUFC
— Ken Early (@kenearlys) July 17, 2013
Rooney for Mata is like me part-exchanging my Ford Fiesta for a BMW and getting cashback. Done fine for me, but had a few problems with it.
— John Brewin (@JohnBrewinESPN) July 17, 2013
Mata: Beautiful control. An artist. Unassuming, humble & sweet. Clever too. Studying for 2 degrees whilst playing football.
Rooney: Erm...
— Nooruddean (@BeardedGenius) July 17, 2013
£10 Million + Mata for Rooney?? Behave!!! Id carry Rooney down the M6 myself for that.
— James Poole (@James_J_Poole) July 17, 2013
I thought getting £12m off Chelsea for Mikel was taking the piss out of them. But even a straight swap of Rooney & Mata would be robbery.
— Scott (@R_o_M) July 17, 2013
Hang on, I've been out of the loop - is this Rooney/Mata thing real? Holy fuck.
— Nick Miller (@NickMillerF365) July 17, 2013
Ha ha. As if United have turned down £10m plus Mata for Rooney. If that's true it's absolutely insane.
— Tom Adams (@tomEurosport) July 17, 2013