Forget about the fact that Ronaldo's new contract means he is now the world's best player; forget about the fact that he will be getting €18m a year, after tax, plus 50% of his image rights; what I want to know is what's the deal with his glasses?
Has CR7 (God I hate people who call him that) suddenly become short-sighted?
Image: @SportalAU
In fairness to Ronaldo, at least he isn't as hipster as this guy; Seattle Sounders' Deandre Yedlin: