Twitter is where transfer rumours become done deals, where made up stats become cold hard facts, and where photoshops become photographic evidence.
It is also where football players go to earn easy favourites, retweets, and followers by confirming that they have joined a new club.
We're used to seeing standard tweets such as "delighted to join such a big club" or "really looking forward to putting on the shirt" or some other generic crap, but Leicester City's Robert Huth don't play that.
Now the sexy football show rolls into Leicester!!
— robert huth (@robert_huth) June 24, 2015
Huth spent the second half of last season on loan at Leicester, and was an integral part of the club's incredible surge to safety in the Premier League, but nothing he has ever done on a football pitch could be described as sexy.
Of course, this isn't the first time Huth has played a blinder on twitter...
I hate Christmas.
— robert huth (@robert_huth) December 25, 2014
That's the German centre-back sense of humour for you.