Imagine you're Robbie Keane. You arrive to work one day and you encounter two Americans, one with a video camera, the other wearing a Robbie Keane Ireland jersey and holding what appears to be a Robbie Keane Spurs away jersey (we're open to correction on this). The woman, who's highly polite, outs herself as a borderline Robbie Keane stalker, and admits that she's been both to White Hart Lane and San Jose to watch him play.
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]Is your reaction to meeting these people a) total shock and wonder that someone would be so smitten by Robbie Keane that they'd go to such extremes or b) fear and disgust that someone would be so smitten by Robbie Keane that they'd go to such extremes? If you're Robbie Keane, the answer is c. You grin a bit, act polite and move on to the next autograph.
