Minding his own business outside of a LA restaurant after having lunch, Robbie Keane is approached and interviewed by a woman from the 'Kat Tales TV' YouTube channel. After dispelling the notion that he is on Twitter ("I don't do Twitter"), Robbie then corrects the interviewer about the pronunciation of Paris St. Germain. He also puts her straight about whether or not he will be removing his shirt this season to replace David Beckham as LA Galaxy's "hot guy" by telling her that his pasty Irish skin might frighten people.
However, she does not broach any serious questions like whether or not he will be starting against Sweden or if he's too old to be doing cartwheels. She'll never make it as a real MLS reporter.