This may explain everything.
Robbie Keane sat down for an interview with ex-US international Cobi Jones recently and he made an interesting revelation.
All the different boyhood heroes he had, the different teams he adored and strived to play for, perhaps the confusion was all stemming from when he was turned away from his local club called Fettercairn when he was just six years old.
Forward to around the 3.55 mark to hear the news,
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