If you have yet to have the pleasure of reading the drivel that flows freely from Rio Ferdinand's twitter account, let us give you a quick run down. Expect several spelling mistakes, constant references to his shit clothing brand and the maturity that one can now expect from an (former)English captain.
His latest spate of shit is in response to Piers Morgan, Arsenal and celebrity sucking fan (who now inexplicably hosts the show which replaced Larry King Live), the pair have resorted to name calling which has seemingly led to the twitter police arriving at the scene.