Richard Keys, in fairness to him, has managed to keep himself relevant in the UK media since flocking to a state whose view of women is more closely aligned with his.
He has achieved this mostly by inviting on a cohort of British managers to complain about Johnny Foreigner, while maintaining a heroic level of chutzpah and self-confidence: he markets his and Gray's Monday night show as THE REAL Monday Night Football.
He is back in the news this week for another reason, as he has a kind of breakdown over Jose Mourinho's comments about MilkGate (Cow&Gate?)/TunnelGate/WaterGate/BareChestedAndMaraudingMarcosRojoGate.
Mourinho batted away questions about the tunnel scrap with the following line, repeating the word "diversity".
The only thing I can say is that for me it was just a question of diversity, a diversity in behaviours, diversity in education, just that and nothing more than that.
Keys, who claimed that there were "dark forces at work" following his firing from Sky Sports, smelled another conspiracy theory, and decided to take a closer look at Mourinho's comments.
Perhaps he is saying "Diversity"....or is he saying "Diver-City", in a subtle yet ingenious deflection method? (A deflection method so subtle that only Keys, the mad bastard, copped it).
Here's the fundamentally hilarious video, as John Barnes does his best to engage seriously, while Paul Lambert, bless him, is begging to steer the conversation back to the topic of football.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OL0SqvpxWXw
Mourinho is not saying this of course, but it is nice to see Keys give a foreign manager too much credit, for once.
