Sunderland's 3-0 win last night versus Everton has not only sealed the relegation of Norwich and Newcastle. It has also brought down the guillotine on embattled Everton gaffer Roberto Martinez.
The ever-reliable Sky sources claim that Martinez was not at training at Goodison today and has been given his walking papers following last night's horror show at the Stadium of Light.
SKY SOURCES: Everton sack Martinez #SSNHQ
— Sky Sports News (@SkySportsNews) May 12, 2016
Everton take on Norwich on Sunday for what was sure to a orgy of rage from the Goodison faithful. Bill Kenwright has said 'thanks but no thanks' and all eyes are on Frank de Boer who is sending flirty gestures in the direction of Goodison as we speak.
The aura of genius around Martinez rubbed off this season, but thankfully management will no longer stand in the way of his punditry career.
posted in 2013 "Dear god do not hire Roberto Martinez looks good on TV, has never had a team in the top half of the table, Worrying times"
— Andy Pry Ortega (@Andypry) May 11, 2016