You may have clicked into our latest Quiz offering expecting to put some alone time to good use and, look, we are glad that we can perk up any 4pm toilet visit in any way we can.
That being the case, it may disappoint some to know that the list of chaps we want you to identify today is a short one...
Shockingly short!
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But Christ, this is harder than you might think.
There are only three players who managed to celebrate a goal in each of the last ten Premier League seasons. We are pretty sure giving you a minute per player timeframe is too generous, but we'll let you off handy. It's Valentine's Day.
Let us know if you get all three.
