Liverpool and Arsenal can't defend, Mark Hughes is spending matches glaring like he has been left on hold for too long by his bank, and Jonjo Shelvey is acting like a bit of an eejit: it's as if the Premier League has never gone away.
It has been away, however, for a long barren summer with only the Confederations Cup for brief solace. But no matter: now it's back, and in some style: the opening weekend of action saw no less than 31 goals across ten games.
But how well can you remember the action? You have seven minutes to name all of the goalscorers from the opening round of games.
(In the event of an own goal, just type in the scorer of that own goal).
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