A trailer emerged yesterday of the new Assassin's Creed game, which will land on PS3 and Xbox 360 later this year, and it seems to have an Irish protagonist complete with a truly awful accent.
We saw that trailer and immediately knew that, despite his attempts to disguise his real accent, we know who the star is!
So...
The only thing that could make it complete would be if the game were set in Saipan.