We weren't around in 2009 to link to this hilarious scene from Law & Order, in which detectives investigating some kind of Russian mob case end up namechecking the small-time criminals named Arshavin, Pavyluchenko and Abramovich. Not sure why Zhirkov didn't get included. Is it pure laziness or an inspired bit of naming from a Russian football-loving TV writer? Your guess is as good as mine.
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