This Powerful Peter Crouch Tweet Exposes Biggest FIFA Crime Of All

Peter Crouch knew there was something off about those FIFA boys. If they were capable of ignoring Crouchie's goals they were capable of anything. Their ethics committee (not the most energetic ethics committee the world has ever seen by any means) has yet to comment on this oversight. No doubt there'll be another whitewash.

I knew there was problems with decision making at FIFA when I didn't make the ballon d'Or shortlist

— Peter Crouch (@petercrouch) November 14, 2014