'Crouch On The Couch'. Perhaps the greatest name for a chat show ever. This week The Sun broke the news the Crouchy would be getting his own show on Sky alongside Richard Bacon. Their reasons hold little water, but for the fact that the show deserves to be made simply because the name is so good.
So he has a lot of heroes, but what else makes him into a TV star?
Well that is true I suppose. Being able to speak your own language is always a bonus.
Any other candidates to get their own chat show? David Pleat on his seat? Brian Kerr on his chair? Let's be having you