The things we do for family, eh?
The Instagram antics of former Manchester United left-back Patrice Evra have long been held in legendary esteem by this office - his recent (surprisingly decent) rendition of Ain't No Mountain getting more than its fair share of airing in recent days.
Today, Evra's followers were left startled as they were confronted by his face intricately painted like a tiger, with an extremely sullen-looking Evra explaining that, if his daughter wanted him to look like a tiger, he would look like a tiger. The hooping and hollering from various species of wildlife in the background leads us to believe this happened at a zoo, and not just randomly outside his nearest San Carlo dal 1973 in Turin.
His description of the situation he finds himself in left us in stitches.
Look at my face.
Whenever Evra does finish up with football, we can't wait to see what he gets up to next. The guy's comedic timing is sublime, and he doesn't have a bad ol' voice either. There's a reason United fans were reluctant to see the Frenchman depart for Turin in 2014 despite regularly appalling displays towards the end of his Old Trafford career.
