Imagine rocking up to 5-a-side wearing this monstrosity?
Fans of C.D.Palencia (no, that's not an imaginary Pro Evo Master League club) will have to deal with the fact that children will be running away from them screaming if they wear their club's new jersey out in public after the official unveiling of their new jersey went public today.
Clearly trying to make a splash online, Palencia achieved that and more as they showed off their jersey which is creepily based on the human body with no skin.
Because why not, right?
Y ahora todo el equipo pic.twitter.com/GFuZH4iL6O
— C.D. Palencia (@CDPalencia) May 12, 2016
#NosDejamosLaPiel @DiegoTorres_10 posa con la nueva equipación del @CDPalencia pic.twitter.com/qMgPk1qE02
— deportescopepalencia (@deportepalencia) May 12, 2016
What.. the...?
Made by Kappa, this thing is a far cry from the sublime skin-tight jobs of Real Betis and the Italian national team, but we are sure it's going to sell well because there are people out there who embrace their inner weirdo.
There's something about Spanish lower league sides, as we have previously seen:
Tuxedos:
Beer and octopus:
And Broccoli:
All in recent seasons.
Whatever you're into, I guess.
