There's quite a few footballers who have made a decent post-playing career by telling silly stories from the good old days on 'the after dinner circuit'. Take for example, Jason McAteer, now there's a man who has it down to a fine art.
Well he may be about to get some competition from another ex-Irish international if this is anything to go by. Owen Coyle is currently looking for some work having been sacked by Wigan last December and if he has anymore gems like these, the working mens clubs the length and breadth of Britain will soon be packed out.
And just as a quick aside, does Owen Coyle think that being teetotal means you only drink tea?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9rFPkSlViUQ