It's so difficult being a sexy fecker these days. All anyone wants to do is talk about how gosh darn sexy you are. Everything else you do is secondary to the fact that you look like a piece of Carrara marble sculpted by the love child of Michelangelo and Leonardo Da Vinci.
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That's what Olivier Giroud has to deal with and he's sick of it. Speaking to the Daily Mail, the Arsenal forward 'appeared to misinterpret a question about Arsene Wenger praising his animal instincts in Arsenal’s attack in the build-up to their 0-0 draw with Chelsea'. To which he responded;
I don’t want to speak any more about my appearance, my hair or anything, I get pissed about that.
Nicely done Olivier.
