Be still our beating hearts. Honved have confirmed today that they are trying to sign former Italian international Alesandro Del Piero. If that piece of information isn't already enough to set your pulse racing then the news that the once fabled Hungarian club are willing to give Del Piero Ferenc Puskas' no:10 shirt that was retired in honour of the great man should send you running to your nearest cafe to pore over Inverting the Pyramid.
Honved director of sport Fabio Cordella explained to GianlucaDiMarzio:
“That shirt was retired many years ago, but President Hemingway would gladly bring it back for Del Piero and the Puskas family would also be honoured."
All we need now is Jurgen Klopp to decide his true calling is restoring Dynamo Kiev to the glory days of Valeriy Lobanovskyi