Now Trap Is Gone We Can Get Some Flair Players

Colm Cooper and John Delaney met at a secret rendezvous yesterday evening. The operation was a bit like the one Alex Ferguson undertook when trying to get Cantona to come back to England in 95 as recorded in Ferguson's first autobiography 'Managing My Life.' Meeting at a strange, grotty cafe, a motorbike escort through some side streets, and the man himself sitting alone in a restaurant (or in this case an all weather pitch somewhere)

It is understood that with Trap gone we are trying to get some flair players into the squad and Delaney has wasted no time in reaching out to our most creative playmaker... The end is nigh for Glen Whelan and Paul Green