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Ruud Gullit has been handed a one-match ultimatum by the board of his Terek Grozny. The club brass are apparently not impressed that Gullit has been cavorting in 'bars and discotheques' instead of focusing entirely on football management. We found this baffling. This is Grozny, after all, a war-torn, Muslim city, not Milltown Malbay during Willie Week. After doing some cursory research, we found two places (via a Russia Today report) where Gullit may have been spending his Grozny nights: either this dingy (drink-free) club where men dance in incredible circles to Eurohouse or a two-lane bowling alley. My guess is Gullit's trying to get himself fired.
