Michael Essien was organising a charity football match in his native Ghana but in some downtime he also held a dance off. Among those showing off their moves were Essien, Michael Ballack, Emmanuel Adebayor and Dijbril Cisse. You can take a look here and judge to see who is the best but you don't have to be Len Goodman to see Ballack lags behind the others.
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You can imagine Ballack living in a Footloose-esque German town where he had to sneak of to the bratwurst factory to dance.
H/T Fanatix
