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The Nigerian team have been basking in their African Cup victory for the last few days. Earlier in the week the Nigerian Association of Prostitutes promised to give them free sex for a week. Their lives just got even better thanks to their president Dr Goodluck Jonathan. The players were given over $30000 dollars each as well as a prime plot of land in the capital city Abuja. Not a bad haul although the hectic week seems to have affected the performance of at least one player.
h/t dirtytackle
