Newcastle United have unveiled their new turd third kit and, there's no sense in sugar-coating it, it's downright abysmal. As one Twitter user pointed out, the designer seems to have drawn inspiration from 'that flavour of Drumstick lolly that you're always disappointed to get.'
We're proud to unveil #nufc's new @PUMA third kit which goes on sale at 9am on Saturday. More: http://t.co/aoZykrm3AL pic.twitter.com/NCqzldzT88
— Newcastle United FC (@NUFC) September 19, 2014
Diabolical.
The Magpies will debut this monstrosity when they travel to Stoke City on September 29. Perhaps their tactic is to wear a jersey that is so hideous it causes the opposition to become violently ill during the match. If this was their aim, they might have succeeded as this new lime-green and dark blue number certainly has a nauseating effect.
