There are certain things that can be learned from playing Fifa.
1. Any attempt to replicate the skills in reality leads to instant heckling and the appearance of a black dog.
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2. 30 seconds for the half time break is too long
3. Andy Gray played for Rangers
and always carries a supplementary umbrella for Martin Tyler.
Obvious and useless information apart, We hope the players of tomorrow are practising celebrations like these.
